January 47th

[00:00:00] Go out to la. [00:00:02] Comin from the city where no pity is. Shell. Shell. Somebody need to do a song for la. Straight up. [00:00:13] Hello, my name is Elaine and I'll be your tour guide through South Central Los Angeles. Look, count my dough and smoke up. I'm from California, where you from? So what? I'm from California. Cal, California. Cal, California. This is Los Angeles. Well, where Word House it is. If Jesus was here right now, would you let him in? Of course I would. Why? As long as he went through the proper. As long as he went. As long as he came here legally. As long as Jesus Christ came to this country legally. We had the LA wildfires. As soon as I got back to the stage, shit sets on fire. Fire, ashes every smoke everywhere. Houses burned down, high schools burned down. [00:01:00] It's crazy. [00:01:02] Like, the aerial view of it. It was a few of them and then it was like two more like a couple of days later. And then we just had recently, this past weekend or two weekends ago, we had some rain. We needed that rain two and a half, three weeks ago. [00:01:23] That's when we needed the rain already in goddamn January. January's been here for a very long time. We had two plane accidents, one involving a Blackhawk, two plane crashes within, what, two, three days? Four, something like that, and one involving a Black Hawk. [00:01:53] That's the only, like, Superman got to pick that shit up. [00:01:59] Two of them. And the other plane crashed into a house. [00:02:06] What in the hell? In January, Trump sat tripping out the gate, sending people back to their homeland is. [00:02:23] Ice is everywhere. [00:02:27] They come, they knocking at the door. [00:02:32] What is going. Sit down. Everybody needs to sit down. [00:02:38] Everybody needs to sit down. [00:02:42] I watched that. So I was on Twitter one day, scrolling through the videos and stuff like that, and I came across a scene from which I didn't know at the time if it was a series or if it was a movie, let me tell you. Yeah, so I came across this clip and it just got a little ratchet. It got a lot of ratchet. [00:03:10] And it got me. It got me. At the time, I didn't know if it was a show or if it was a movie. Hit up a couple of group chats. I was like, yo, can y'all find this for me? And everybody kept. We kept thinking about robots and shit like that. I'm like, no, I ain't got nothing to do no robots, but listen to this. Well, I advise the entire company, Barney, do you want to fuck me? [00:03:37] That was wild. [00:03:39] I see. Now I'm saying, what is this? [00:03:43] I need to watch this now. Been looking for it for, like, a couple of days. [00:03:48] Scrambling. [00:03:50] That's how I am with music. If my Shazam don't work or pick up the song, I try to record it, or I go off of what the words say, and I just type in the words in Google. I look for. I hunt down that song. Same thing with this. Like I said, I didn't know if it was a movie or if. And it looked like a Netflix production. It looked like it would be on Netflix, dog. [00:04:21] I think that would be highly inappropriate. Answer the question. [00:04:27] Answer the question, boy. [00:04:29] I think we've both had enough to drink, and I'm gonna head out. You didn't answer the question. [00:04:41] Do you want to fuck me? [00:04:44] Wild. [00:04:46] Wild. [00:04:48] Y'all gotta sit down in January. Sit y'all ass down in January. January has done enough for the rest of the year. [00:04:56] Enough. [00:04:57] We seeing idols go to war with each other. [00:05:01] Yo. Cam and Jimmy been fighting, picking at each other, saying crazy things. [00:05:11] We don't know how long. It just looks bad. I'm 42. I know they got some years. Are these niggas arguing like this? In their 50s? [00:05:22] In they 50s or late 40s? One of them. [00:05:27] One of them still too old to be like, I've been taking my ball home type shit. [00:05:38] Golly. It's a lot going on. My Raiders picked up a coach with a name. [00:05:47] Tom Brady. Works for the Raiders. And we hired Pete Carroll. [00:05:53] This shit happened in January. [00:05:58] This also happened in January, Right? [00:06:05] Shout out to King German Brit. They contributed to a fire potato chip showdown. [00:06:15] And then the next day, I recorded the episode. I didn't. I don't know if I dropped it yet because I don't know where I'm at on this timeline. But after I recorded that potato chip show, nigga, the very next day lays. Go on. Recall killing people. [00:06:39] Lays the OG ones. The ones that you put on the samage. You put it in your sammich. [00:06:49] What the hell is going on now? And niggas got a. Niggas gotta. And now. [00:06:55] Now I can't go get my Goodfellas sweaters and hoodies and T shirts and shit and draws. I can't go get my. [00:07:04] What you call it? Socks from there. I can't go get my graphic socks from Target. Can't get no nothing. You can't go to Target. They said we can't go to Target no more, saying, like, remember what H and M did before or during black history? [00:07:18] Remember that now? Like that the DEI thing going around with the Target. We can't Go to. We cannot go to Target. And I just got. I just bought two burners from. I just got two jail blasters from Target. [00:07:35] We just got those just in time. We got them before the DEI thing happened. And apparently we can't go back. [00:07:46] All this happened in January. [00:07:48] Everything that I just said happened in January. [00:07:57] God damn. You understand? [00:08:01] I had my first therapy session, podcast episode. [00:08:05] Dr. Ronaldo and J Bizzle. J Bug. I thought that was a phenomenal episode. [00:08:14] A phenomenal episode. We're getting somewhere. We are. We listen and we don't judge when we're getting there. [00:08:24] That was a beautiful episode, by the way. Beautiful episode. [00:08:31] We finally made it to February after 47 days of January. We finally got here. [00:08:41] But God bless us all. We hear and we understand. [00:08:46] But just to let you know, February should not be here as long as January did. We not going for that. [00:08:54] All right, chill out. Slow down. But not too much. Okay, Speed up just a little bit. And it's time to win this year. [00:09:04] It's time to win this year. It's a lot going on. And we shall. Hey, we got to maintain because January beat January. Slapped the dog shit out of us. [00:09:16] It seemed like the past couple of years, like within the last. God damn. Probably the last five years, January has been kicking our ass every time. It's a 12 round fight. And we. And we. We for show, always lose round one. We for sure get our ass whooped around one in January every year. [00:09:37] Every year. Every year. But I guess we gonna figure it out. [00:09:43] Just figure that out. [00:09:46] Hey, man, I got some new merch. Y'all should go buy some. Look, do some retail therapy. That's what niggas need. That's what y'all need. Don't be afraid. I'm. Look, I promise you I'm going to update my website. Go straight to my website and do your thing. I promise. And I got a Valentine's Day joint coming out. [00:10:05] Should this shit come out before Valentine's Day or after Valentine's Day? That. Oh, my God. Will this episode be before or after Kendrick's performance? [00:10:19] Only I could. Only. Only I. Only I know the answer to that. Only I know the answer to that. Because I already. I might be saying too much, but I'm about to get up out of here, man. Cause this is wild. Mallory, listen. Because you can. [00:10:33] Cause you can. [00:10:36] It's been so long since I had a man that wanted me, you know? [00:10:40] Thirsty ass. She's so thirsty. [00:10:45] Thirsty. Stop being so thirsty with your thirsty ass.