Episode 345

May 02, 2024



BTG For President

May 02 2024 | 00:14:45


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BTG For President Episode #345

Ya’ll out there getting good or great sleep? Seems like the best sleep to come by is the random sleep or when you can’t sleep. What’s the best sleep for y'all to have?

Scheepy #B4P345

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[00:00:00] Speaker A: Go out to LA. [00:00:01] Speaker B: To LA. [00:00:04] Speaker C: Somebody needs to do a song for LA. [00:00:13] Speaker B: Hello, my name is Elaine, and I'll be your tour guide through south central Los Angeles. Look, count my no smoker. I'm from California. Where you from? [00:00:23] Speaker A: So what? [00:00:24] Speaker B: I'm from California. California, California, California. [00:00:28] Speaker C: This is Los Angeles. [00:00:30] Speaker B: Where we going? [00:00:49] Speaker A: How high you gotta be to have a song like this on your phone? At least 30 milligrams. Now, this is a part of the song where I just gaze off. That's hard, though. Look, look, look. Y'all gotta expand y'all library. Cause some of y'all n is boring. Look, let me tell you about the time that I went to sleep, right? Cause there's so many different type of sleep patterns. Sleep different type of ways. You know what I mean? Like, I like to take naps. Do you like to take naps? Like Doris say, do you like to. And then she started blinking. She was such a weird character. Who remembers post ass whoopings, though? That was some of the greatest sleep right there. When you got your ass WHOOP belt. Switch. Go, get. Go. Give me go. Give me a switch. Go get me a go. Give me a switch from outside. That was heartbreaking, bro. Child abuse. Low key. Different times, though, you know what I'm saying? Different times. But that post ass whooping sleep, man, nigga, was to go take a nap. Cause you got your ass whooped, boss, whatever it was. Maybe you tried to hurry up and get home like kid did. And you know what I'm saying. Phone call came in, you know what I'm saying? Fighting at school. Cause he said something about your mama. Said, your mama. Your mama so skinny, she could hula hoop through a Cheerio. Some shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Your mama's so fat. I said, it was chilly outside, she went to go get a bowl, you know, and you got offended, swung, you know what I'm saying? Got into a little confrontation. Now you in trouble because they talking about your mama. And you can't go to the party. That's what happens. That's what happens. You know what I'm saying? Post ass whooping sleep. Post ass whooping sleep was one of the best things. Cause you got. You got whooped. They whooped your ass with them corduroys. You thought them corduroys was gonna save you. Nah, that branch go right through that bucko. Got your ass whooped. Homie. Came to the door, like, can he come outside? Nope, nigga, no. Bye. This niggas in trouble, bro. Just got his ass whooped. Breakup. Breakup sleep. How he feel about breakup sleep? Like, where y'all at? On the scale of breaking up and sleeping on that? Like, you losing sleep, are you just. You happy? Cause you a free agent now. How does that go? How does that work? Breakup sleep. It is different, though, because you break up, and then it's like you waiting on that text message to come through. You wanna see who gonna buckle first. You know what I'm saying? That. What you doing? Where you been at? Are you still mad at me? Type shit? Breakup sleep, man. My sheeps. I'm sheepish. I'm sleeps after that, I'm playing icebox by Omarion, and I'm sleep. What? Come on, man. We already. So if you got. If you got the breakup sleep, don't talk about the after sex sleep. Now, that's different depending on your age, you know I'm saying? And you. When you want to talk about young adults, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if the niggas going directly to sleep, you know what I'm saying? But you started to creep up to your thirties, forties and beyond that nigga you knocking right out. That's some good sleep. Sometimes, if you. If you have one of those ones. If you have one of those 81 games, you don't have the 81 kobe game all the time. It's very. It's not a rare thing. You might have, I don't know, five or 681 games, and that's when she just sleep. And two of those is probably from a vacation. Well, y'all know y'all can get real freaky. And she just spread it across the bed, knocked out like that. Snoring. Cheeks, cheeks right there. You can go back for the second round. She ain't gonna wake up and die. What you doing? You know? Y'all know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm saying? Get it cracking for that second round. You know what I'm saying? Then after that, y'all gonna get some. Y'all gonna get some top ramen. Y'all gonna eat some tacos or something. Something ghetto. It's gonna be a struggle meal. After that, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches off top fire. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, recognize after sex, after, say, your edible sleep for all my edibles. Not. Not weed smokers. This is different. Everybody knows the edible highs is different than smoking. Talk to these niggas, man. What y'all getting a hybrid? Y'all getting the. Y'all getting the 75% THc 25% CBD, you know, are you doing 50 50? Are you just doing sativa? No? Which one is it? You gonna go. You gonna go up before you go down? Huh? Are you just straight indica. You just about to just meditate and have your body meditating? You just chilling, watching a binge, watching some shit. A different world because it's a classic, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's what that is. I understand edible. Sleep that shit fire, bro. You can have some bad ones, though. You can have some ones where you wake up with a headache. Yeah. So I think you should eat, in my experience, eat with that edible. Eat, drink. And I'm. And when I say drink, like water, you know what I'm saying? Have a full stomach off that high. You gonna eat all kind of crazy shit. You're gonna eat chocolate chip cookies, shrimp, potato salad, ice cream, pop tarts. It get freaky like that. One night, nigga, I made some quesadillas, some oatmeal, and I put Oreo cookies in the oatmeal. Yeah, nigga, that edible hit, nigga. That guy was gone, bro. I was gone. And then the knockout light, and I don't fight it. You can't fight an edible sleep. You do everything that you supposed to do as a child. If you listen to your parents, they say, hey, y'all cut off that damn game. And y'all go, you off that edible, nigga. You gonna cut off that game. You gonna set everything up for the next day, and you're gonna lay down. You're not gonna fight that one. Promise you. Sometimes that shit could linger and you still be high in the morning. Yeah. So you gotta get you some good ones for that one. You gotta get the. You gotta get the. We'll talk, we'll talk. Here we go, though, the classroom, in the hoodie, drooling on the desk. Hey, it was just one of those days, bro. You probably went to sleep late, got to school. You know what I'm saying? You just tired, tired english class. And it's always the cold classes, though. It's cold in that motherfucker. That's why you got your hoodie on. Then the next thing you know, or you might be taking a test, you put your head down on your arms, and before you lift your head up and you see it's a big ass Lake Minnetonka of drool on a goddamn desk. And you got a every nigga that do this. Yeah. Yeah. That was some good sleep, though. You were stressed. You stressed out as a 16 year old boss stressed out. You had to walk past the swans, you know what I'm saying? The f 13s every day, some east coast main streets, you had to walk past these niggas every day. It was stressful, boss. You took a nap. You took a nap. You took. Especially after lunch, nigga got the pizza loca. That was like 250. Got me a fanta. What? Stop playing with me. And we had the hot chips that should not really chips. It's not good for you. Used to, dog. And they like the hot chips that they made. The hot Cheetos that they make now versus then. They wouldn't that hot back then. They had a little bit more flavor to them. These motherfuckers is type of hot. Oh, man. And last but not least, man, that 15 minutes car nap. And this goes for niggas that take their little naps on a. On a break at work before they go into the house, you know what I'm saying? Or when you don't. Oh, I'm gonna be in here. I be right back. I need to go grab something. Don't want to go in there in the store with her ass, nigga. So you just gonna sit up in here, crack that window, you know what I'm saying? Let a little breeze get in, circulate, you know what I'm saying? You lay that motherfucker back. Now, me, I'm, you know, I know, I know what's going on with me. You know what I'm saying? When I'm tired like that, I gotta go get my sweater, my hoodie or my sweater or a t shirt or something like that. Why? Cause I know my mouth gonna be open, pause, I'm gonna be looking stupid. And, nigga, one. Not one time, a couple of times, but the first time I remember, I got sleep paralysis issues. And I've had sleep paralysis in my car, you know what I'm saying? You know, showing up to work a little bit early, you know what I'm saying? I own my break. I go down to my car. If I'm tired that day, I go lay down, lay the seat back, and I take a quick little nap, nigga, sleep paralysis kick in. And I don't know if y'all know anything about sleep paralysis, but, nigga, you hallucinate. So everything that I witnessed before I went to bed, went to bed, went to sleep, I could still see in my head. But then, now my mind playing tricks on me. So I'm thinking people are walking by and looking through the window this whole time, like, in my head. I feel like people are walking by and looking at me. So now I gotta get kick out of it. So now I look extra stupid cause I've never seen myself kick out of it. But I make. I know I'm making facial expressions all kind of shit. I can feel it, but I can't see. You know, I wanna record myself one day, but I know I look stupid trying to break out of that goddamn sleep paralysis hole and that shit heavier than a motherfucker, dog. I got an episode on sleep paralysis. I do an updated one. But, yeah, nigga, that shit kicked in in the car. That 15 minutes nab, they'll be hitting 15 minutes nap be hidden. It'd be hidden. Yeah, it'd be a cool little nap, too. Sometimes. Sometimes that 15 to 20 minutes nap, that's all you need. Now. You ready to go run a marathon again, you know, saying. And then sometimes, shit, nigga, sometimes you could take the whole, say, yo, yo, your lunch break is an hour. You could take a nap for that whole hour. And you not. Sometimes you don't instantly, that shit don't kick in. It probably take you about 15 minutes to fall asleep. So you really only got about, you know, 40, 45 minutes, nigga. That shit feel like you took a ten minute nap and you all sluggish going back in. That's why niggas hate their jobs now. They can't even. They can't take a proper 15 minutes nap. That's what it is. Niggas can't take a proper 15 minutes nap. And that's why niggas is stressed out. That's why they don't come in the house that fast. So women don't be offended. You know what I'm saying? Just know. Yeah, just, just. That's just what it is, man. Niggas is just. They just mad they couldn't take a proper nap. You know what I'm saying? But let me know what y'all, favorite nap or favorite sleep after sleep? Think of a j again. You know what I'm saying? Me personally, I would say, nigga, if I had to just pick one. You know what I didn't talk about, you know, after you throw up. That throw up sleep. Yeah, that throw up sleep is something else. You refresh after you feel. You feel disgusted, you look stupid out the gate, you know, and you destroyed that toilet and whatever clothes you. You know what I'm saying? Nasty. You know what I'm saying? I remember the last time I threw up. That throw up sleep, that shit different, dog. That shit like that shit like a melatonin on like Molly. That shit, man. It can get crazy, dog. It can get crazy. [00:14:25] Speaker C: Back at it like a bracket. Back bracket. Heavyweight, tall with a pants sack, still shooting dice, no backgammon, late nights off a silver satin, still a captain. Can't believe I'm really still rapping. [00:14:36] Speaker A: Get the cash. [00:14:36] Speaker C: Rectangle. Yes. All action car weathers, action Jackson. Watch me go platinum. Let me. All the people they like, don't ask them.

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