City Wars (LAnd of 5)

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Go out to la. Comin from the city where no pity is. Shell. [00:00:04] Speaker B: Shell. [00:00:04] Speaker A: Somebody need to do a song for la. [00:00:06] Speaker B: Straight up. [00:00:13] Speaker C: Hello, my name is Elaine, and I'll be your tour guide through South Central Los Angeles. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Look, count my nose. Smoke up. I'm from California. [00:00:22] Speaker A: Where you from? [00:00:23] Speaker B: So what? I'm from California. California. California. Cal. California. [00:00:29] Speaker A: This is Los Angeles. [00:00:30] Speaker B: Well, where? Word house. [00:00:34] Speaker C: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Los Angeles, California, the heart of the Golden State, where dreams come alive. From the bustling streets of downtown to the scenic views of Malibu, Experience the magic of Los Angeles. Enjoy your journey in beautiful California. [00:00:51] Speaker A: I can fix that. [00:00:52] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:01:00] Speaker A: well, cow. [00:01:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:01:04] Speaker A: Germ. It's time to bring them boys out, Smash. And it's got to be a strong five, player. We'll be playing around with these cats too much. A is City Wars. I'm starting a war here, okay? You know how these things end. It don't end well. Somebody got to be right there. But in the case that y' all need some help, I will help y'. [00:01:33] Speaker B: All. [00:01:33] Speaker A: If y' all need some help, I help y'. All. Y' all gotta pick a city. C12 calendar. Y' all kind of tricky. Y' all gotta. Y' all got multiple cities that y' all could claim, Bro, I don't know. I don't know. You gotta stick with one. It ain't no meshing them. Nothing you can't put. You can't. Nah, nah. You can't. Won't be no Mac. It won't be no Mac and cheesy yams on this one. Nope. You gotta stick with one city. I'm calling everybody out. Riders. You won't smoke, too. You got a five, huh? Let me know. Just let me know. Just let me know. The City Edition. City Wars. You need to bring your strongest five, and I'm not telling you what five to bring, all right? That's the thing. I'm not going to tell you what five to bring. You got to bring five things that highlights where you from. And it's got to be there, though. Okay? It's got to be within there. You understand what I'm saying? So that means 12. Cow, we not. We're not doing. We're not doing Florence and Atlanta. No, bro, you can't do that. You cannot do that. King Germ, you not doing Dade County. And. And. And. And. And wherever. Wherever Michael Jordan is originally from or J. Cole. You can't do that. You can't. Pick one, nigga. Pick one. Smash, you from Chicago. Go ahead. Hey, any one of You Chicago niggas, right? Is both of y' all work together on this assignment? How about that? Shan, you won't smoke, Bring Philly up in here. Oh, Drake, I see you over there. My and you really my. Yeah, talk that Texas. Which city you gonna bring? Are you gonna do Tyler or you gonna do Houston? Choose wisely, bro. Choose wisely. Okay, No, I ain't gonna do you like that. I ain't gonna do like that. He from Tyler, but he can go ahead and use Houston. Okay? What I'm saying is you can't go to another city. My. And. And. And you. Well, I. You can't do Dallas in Houston. We not doing that. We not do. You can't do that. They too far apart. You can't do that. Huh? Who else wants smoke? Let me go to New York. Manny Brown, you got a problem? Huh? Huh? Who else? Any of my East Coast. If y' all got. If y' all feel like y' all got a five, Haiti, baby. Come on now. Styles. Styles. Cook up a drink, my nigga. Make sure they strong enough. If you bring a drink to the fight, you'll. You're gonna lose. Okay? You're going to lose. Who else? My Detroit niggas. Oh, my God. Otis. Huh? Mike, bring a strong five from Detroit. Don't bring that water, though. Don't bring that water. You cannot bring that water to the fight. I am sorry. You cannot do that. So, yeah, any. Any. The rest of y' all niggas, wherever y' all from, whatever y' all claim, bring your starting five. Because in City wars, In City wars is your top five. Is. This is not. This is not your Mount Rushmore. That's separate. That's sacred. Not a Nair. That's out from outside of your region. Supposed to be talking about your Mount Rushmore. Can't speak on that. From New York. From New Jersey. Huh? Gigi, you got something to say, Gigi? Greg, you got something to say about y' all city? You want to put red man ass up there or Joe Buttons or something like that? Atlantic City. Go ahead and throw that out there if you want to. You need five. You need five. Now, I know y' all looking at y'. [00:05:22] Speaker B: All. [00:05:22] Speaker A: Y' all talking like, hey, hey, hey. [00:05:24] Speaker B: What? [00:05:24] Speaker A: Dom? I don't know where Dom is from originally, but wherever. Where were you from, Dom? Smoke, nigga, Smoke. I'm telling. I'm talking to. I'm strictly talking to the podcasters. I don't even want to talk to the. As Stone. You still pod. And we technically, we don't know where the ant from. Okay, Stone, if you want to throw yourself up in there, I don't know where. Where are you from, Stone? You from Kansas City? Throw that barbecue and in there if you want to. I don't even know if my from Kansas City or not. I'm like, I don't. I don't know. I don't know. He could be from somewhere else, but I'm just gonna say Kansas City. That's a crazy way. Hey, hey, Tamros, you wanna throw Nebraska in there? You want to throw the Corn Hustlers in there, huh? Ohio to my Ohio, huh? The Pacos, huh? Hey, man, shout out to Paco, my autumn. Hey, you got something to say? All right, I'm tired of calling. Yeah, I think y' all get the point. I think y' all get the point. I'm. I'm shooting at all y'. All. Pause if needed. What I'm about to bring to the table is a strong five that I don't think you will be able to compete with. If I had to pick a top three that'll be able to like, at least get to the Western Conference with me, it'll probably be New York, maybe Miami. Delvin, this is, you know, Delvin, Miami. [00:06:58] Speaker B: And [00:07:01] Speaker A: let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see. Maybe in Atlanta. But who do I know that's from Atlanta, though? I don't. I can't. If, If I'm forgetting. Please don't. Oh, fucking be honest. My. The record label, the. The. The owner of the record label that I'm a part of, be honest, is from Atlanta. You know what I'm saying? He's from Atlanta. But is 12 Cal going to claim Atlanta? And then, you know what I'm saying, that it's gonna get tricky. It's gonna get tricky. All I know is I'm bringing my five. This is what I'm bringing to the table. First number one nigga, I'm bringing. You fucking right I'm bringing my Los Angeles Lakers to the table. That's number one on the roster is the fucking Lakers and they whole history, okay? And look, I already. Look, look at the smart asses talking about, well, you know, some of their history was in, you know, before they got to. Nigga, I'm talking about the Los Angeles motherfucking Lakers, okay? Showtime. Shaq and Kobe era, whatever LeBron did all right after that. Venice Beach. None of y' all with me on Venice Beach. I see where y' all trying to go, because. No, no, no, I don't know nobody from Virginia beach, so. No, no, don't even try it. Venice Beach. I'm smoking you niggas. Okay, first of all, they had the out. They had the outdoor gym, muscle gym, all the popular over there. You know, Hogan went over there, got his ass outlifted over there because Tookie Williams was over there. Arnold Schwarzenegger was over there. All they have, we had. We had celebrities over there lifting, we had crazy bass. We got the VBL league hippies. Everybody over there smoking some type of illegal, okay, don't touch the sand. Good hoops out there though, and good food. The marathon burgers on there now. You know what I'm saying? Shout out. Shout out. So right now, right now, I got my first two Los Angeles Lakers, Venice beach, my third one. I'm going to movie. Boys in the hood. You right. Boys in the hood. Now they. I know some people be like, well, why didn't you pick Minister Society? I want. That one was raw, okay? Minister Society is an exaggerated. Not exaggerated, it was a more. More vivid, more vivid. But Boyz N the Hood was the playbook. It was the origin story for a lot of people that didn't understand Los Angeles, you know what I'm saying? It had more heartfelt moments in it than Minister Society. And that's what I want you to understand is the origin story. Ultimately, it's a lot of origin story in this rather than basically Minister Society was a continuance of. This is like a. It's going further into the story. When you get to Minister Society. That's how you. That's how we separate the two. But Boyz n the Hood is my third. Third pick on this roster right now. That's a strong ass three right there. We ran three on three. We smoking. Y' all n out the gate with the Lakers, Venice beach and Boys in the Hood. Only got two left. Only got two left. I'm going the next one. I'm going to have burger. Yeah, nigga, yeah. Curveball. Curveball. Because a lot of you niggas ain't built to even go through that motherfucking drive thru to go get you a pastrami cheese sandwich or chili cheese pastrami sandwich. You scared? Okay, the one off of Fig in Manchester, you're scared, okay? That's the most dangerous one right there. Fig in Manchester is the most dangerous. Tams Burgers, okay? You go to any one of them, keep your head on the swivel, back your car in. Never sit in your car too long. There's a nigga on social media, going to all the dangerous food spots in LA and wondering and saying stupid like, well, it's cool right now. I don't see what dangerous. Don't. Don't be stupid. And don't sit in your car too long. Tams Burger. Now you're gonna get some of the best yellow wrapper burgers over there. Regular burger, cheeseburger, chili cheeseburger, bacon cheeseburger, double bacon cheeseburger. Nigga, what in Pastrami, Pastrami, regular pastrami, bacon pastrami, chili cheese pastrami. What if you haven't had the chili cheese pastrami fries from Tams. Mouth watering already. Pause. I'm about to spit. Shannon's laughing right now. So I got Tam's Burger right now. Los Angeles Lakers, Venice Beach Boys in the hood. Tam's Burger. And yo, it wouldn't be anything without an uppercut, my nigga. I'm going K Dot. I'm going fucking K Dot. Yes, nigga. Los Angeles Lakers, Venice Beach Boyz, Na Hood, Tamsberger and fucking Kendrick Lamar. A lot of you niggas is not be. That's a lot of Grammys too. Stupid. That's what I'm saying. So look again, all you podcasters. I just called out. Bring your starting five, nigga. And make sure you label it. Make sure you label it. Yo, City of Five. That's what mine is called. It's called City Wars. Land of Five. But the land of LA is uppercase. It's just. It's some. Is some la. She. You don't know nothing about that. You don't know nothing about that. And if I had a. If I had a bench. Oh my God, I'm gonna do. That's a whole nother. This episode is so good. It's swift and short, quick to the point that I could do another episode and I might do the bench. I might do summer league or something like that. City Wars. City Wars. Chapter one. I'm calling y' all out. Be honest. What y' all gonna do? Huh? What y' all gonna. Who I ain't talked to in a long time. Peabody. You think Peabody. Somebody sent this to Peabody? Shan send us to Peabody. We don't even know if that even. He not a podcaster no more. Damn, man. You think Peabody. I forgot. What was the name of his. I remember. I hosted. Yo, I had my own. Yeah, I had a one on one shoe battle on his platform. My shout out to Peabody. Like we had some. That's some. Some. Some collaborations out of this world. I Forgot all about that. Peabody said he had a great platform. Great platform or whatever. You know, he might go to the hall of fame, though. He might go to the hall of fame. I would love to see him in, like, a power wars, but he been. It's been so long since he. Since he had his own. You know what I'm saying? Divorce as. Oh, man, I miss them. I mean, we already know if we already know if I go to go to Louisville. Come on, man. All my people, L.J. come on, Brett. Huh. Huh? And you know. And my two. They know who I'm talking to when I say Lester. They know who I'm talking to when I say Lester. And shout out for beating that battle, too. Yeah, shout out for beating that battle, Red. Huh? The pie father out there. Yo, y' all don't even Y' all don't even know. Y' all know my Louisville connect. If we did a hey, if we did a All out. If we did a civil war and we had. Oh, my God. Brit. Hey, Brit, write this down. Podcast. Civil war. My. We gonna pick. We get to pick. We get to pick two states or should I do states or should I do cities? I should do cities because. Yeah, I'm gonna do. You get to pick two cities outside of your state for a civil war. Oh, my. I'm going straight to Louisville first. Oh, I'm going to Louisville first. Oh, this is. [00:15:09] Speaker C: That's. [00:15:09] Speaker A: That's crazy. Jeremy. You can't with me on this topic. Nah, you can't with me on this topic. And it's cool, though. It's cool. But just to let you know. Yeah, we back on. Hey, la. Been on. We've been on top for a while. Hey, just talk some for a second. For a while. We've been on top. Pause. And the Knicks just won a championship. It just feels like. Nah, champagne's still spilling in this. Hey, that's crazy. Lamping in the Hamptons.