Blackest Blacklist

[00:00:04] Speaker A: Somebody need to do a song for LA. Hello, my name is Elaine, and I'll be your tour guide through south central Los Angeles. Look, count my nose, smoker. I'm from California. Where you from? So what? I'm from California. California. California, California. This is Los Angeles. Where are we going? [00:00:32] Speaker B: My neighbor has a Pepsi thermometer on their garage. Hey, man, your Pepsi ready? It's 70 degrees. Hope you thirsty, but let this bitch get to 72. It just syrup at that point. Get it before 71. Pour your shit on the pancakes. At that point, no fizz. A straight syrup shit, 20 degrees. That shit a fucking slut. Table 42, your Pepsi right, 70 degrees. Come get this shit. For 72 degrees, you gotta pour it on your pants. Come get this Pepsi. Hurry up. It's moving up to 71. You bullshitting. Hurry up. Come get this peps, you gonna burn your. Peps, what you doing? It's 70. It's 72 degrees. Too late now. It's 72 degrees. 269 down the drain. My smell is burnt cola right now. Why'd you wait? You gotta be on it. Own it. On it. Shit burnt now. [00:01:09] Speaker A: Hey, that shit was funny, wasn't it? I know it was. Look. Hey, so this is the blackest blacklist, right? And there's so many categories that you can choose from this blacklist. But today, today, what I'm choosing from the blackest blacklist is names. And these names. Do y'all put y'all bacon in the oven? I put my bacon in the oven, they come out crispy. And that's a black thing. That's probably the blackest thing that I do, is put bacon in the oven. It sound. No, it sound kind of. It sound kind of not black. But it is, though, really? Because I want it crunchy. I like the bacon crunchy. Pause if I have to do that. Anyhow, black, his name. Let's get to it. And this is. I want to. I usually give an open dialogue to stuff like this, but no, I'm right on this one. Y'all not gonna pick a better list than this, I promise you. King Germ. Nah. Drake. No. Twelve cow? No. Dolemite. I know you listening. Okay, dolomite. Dolomite is a truck driver and a nigga do stand up comedy. Do you see the difference between the two? I mean, that's got. And he a podcaster and he light skinned. That's a cold nigga. It's a combination. You gotta watch him. You have to watch. Any from Compton. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all better. Y'all better watch out. The blackest names. First one we got. This is first ballot hall of fame. We going with Jenkins. Jenkins. That's as seventies as you gonna get. Okay. Jenkins smell like incense, anything. Jenkins. Jenkins. The word Jenkins looked like bail bottoms. That's first ballot hall of fame. Jenkins. If your grandparents last name is Jenkins, y'all gotta trust funds, like. Cause y'all. Y'all. Your grandmother is the rich auntie to somebody and found a fire ass husband and your grandfather. Gerald Jenkins. Gerald Jenkins. That. My God, that barbecue sauce is high blood pressure. Nigga, what? What else we got after Jenkins? Oh, my God. Classic. I told y'all niggas, y'all not gonna win this one. We got James. James. James just sound tired. James sounds like cigarettes. James sound like natural strength. Old nigga strength. James got it. James took the. James picked his refrigerator up and took it upstairs. Yeah. James work at the tire factory in Detroit. James. James smell like Detroit. That's one of the blackest names we got. So we got Jenkins and we got James. Guess where I'm going after this one. Guess where I'm going in this one is a hybrid one. We're going. Dante. Dante. That's Br. That silver caps on the teeth, that's do. Yo, do. Yo, do your phone got video games name. Dante. Nigga. Dante know. Dante know how to skate. Dante. Dante bad in a motherfucker, dog. Dante ran with Silta Shocker in them niggas. Yeah, yeah. He was in. He was in the hot boys first movie. Baller blocking. Dante was on there somewhere. Yeah. Dante in. Especially if you are Dante. In the early nineties, you wore your clothes backwards. Like, crisscross. That's what that Dante did. Dante definitely went to. He was bad. Don't. Dante, you've never. You've never met a Dante you could trust out the gate. You automatically have trust issues when you get introduced to a Dante. That's a fact. You gotta watch Dante's. Dante's. Know what a bologna fried bologna sandwich is? Delicacy. That's what those Dantes are. Dante's had. Remember. Remember south Central, the movie? Remember that haircut? He had that bowl cut with the ray ray got Dante out there. Still is still in car radio. That's Dante at number three. Big dog. You gotta roll, niggas, they never met a nice Dante. Hey, all right, look, so we had. We had Jenkins, we had James, we had Dante. Sorry, ladies. Y'all thought y'all was gonna get up out of this one. Nah, because let me tell you something, Shamika. Yep. And I love all my shamikas that I met. I love them. I love em. But y'all was getting old. Y'all was. Y'all was. Y'all. Y'all got to it in the eighties and the nineties with the chef, with the shell. Y'all put the sha on it. Come on. Y'all know why y'all put the sha on it all. Shamika drive Nissan Altimas, too, with the furry steering wheel. Yes, they do. And they can fight. Shamika is the one. I could fight the shamika. There's a. There's about 70, 72,000 sheminkas in the world. And I think they have, like. I think they hold a record of wins versus losses. Yeah, I think maybe about four shamikas ever loss in a hand to hand combat. And she dont make peach copler. Yeah. Yeah. Shamika Shameka is definitely in first ballot. First ballot. Hall of fame. Black is blacklist names. And then last but not least. And I got an honorable mention, too. This is one that could have got in, but not over this one. I know it's a heavy theme with the J's, you know, with the Jenkins and the James that I got. My honorable mention is a jenna. But this particular J made first ballot hall of fame, and we're going to go with Jamal. Yeah. Jamal covers all bases. Everybody who has a cousin named Jamal, that's the coolest cousin. You. That's the coolest cousin on the list. If you got a cousin named Jamal, that niggas cool. That's a fact. Jamal had him. Jamal Adam, you had. It was only certain Jamal's, though, like all. And it seemed like all jamals are the same. Every Jamal come with the same personality. It's like Jamal, Shawn, Wayne. That's like. That's. That's Jamal for y'all. Yeah. Yeah. First ballot. First ballot. He's the. He's. Jamal is the one that's gonna walk with you to toys r us. Still a toye. Y'all come back super blow. You know what I'm saying? Y'all come back just in time. Y'all get a plate somewhere. One of the aunties gonna catch y'all. Well, I smell that on y'all. That Jamal. And then we got an honorable mention. I told y'all y'all not gonna be able to beat my names. I can. I know. I know. You're not going to beat these names. You're not. Y'all not. Y'all ain't got a bag like mine, bro. Who. Hey, who's beating James Jenkins? Dante. Shamika so far. Oh, and then, Jamal, you not beating that one. You gonna have to. You better go get KDOt to help you and black and fucking go get. I can't even think of his name right now. Most def. Most definitely help you. You know what I'm saying? Oh, and then look, my honorable mention. See this one? I don't know if I really wanted to go, because I. To me, it's not fully, fully black. To me, it's like 78% black. And that's Jackson. How y'all feel about that? How y'all feel about Jackson? Cause I don't feel like. I don't feel like. I don't feel like it. I don't feel like Jackson is fully a full black name. I don't. I think it's like 78%. Y'all let me know, man. I don't know. Maybe I'm tripping. As honorable mention. He didn't make my. He didn't make my other list. He didn't make the list. But I mean, if y'all got about four or five names, you know, shoot them my way. Twitter. You know I'm saying? Twitter. What? At baylorism, you know what I'm saying? Or on IG, you. Hey, you can make your own little ig reel, and then I'll post it to Simeo. Blacklist, yo, yo. Yeah, send me your blackest. No, black. Black is blacklist names. You know, first ballot. Well, second ballot. Yeah, cuz I got the first ballot. First ballot on lockdown. Hey, I want y'all to. We coming up on the end of the year. This is holidays. This is seasonal depression season as well. Yeah. We got to get our shit together. Okay. We got to remember some important things about the holidays. You know, we want to be as safe as possible, because we want to be around family and friends, and we want to build those core memories so we could talk about it years to come. You know what I mean? That's what it's all about. People going on vacation. People, you know, throwing parties and celebrating, stuff like that. But I need y'all to remember two important things. When y'all out there celebrating, be safe. Don't drink too much. And if you know you drunk, drink too much. Get it? Go. Go buy a ride home. You know what I'm saying? Don't drink. Don't drink and drive. Don't smoke and drive. And the second thing is, the most important thing is know that my birthday is December 23 and not the 25th. Nigga, separate my goddamn birthday presents from our Christmas presents. Imma start wringing y'all around y'all necks. Okay? Stop playing with me. Get me my shit and then get me my shit. More. Do it. Tired of playing with y'all little punk asses. Do that shit, nigga.