Bahama Baylor

[00:00:00] Go out to la. [00:00:02] Comin from the city where no pity is. Shell. Shell. Somebody need to do a song for la. Straight up. [00:00:13] Hello, my name is Elaine and I'll be your tour guide through South Central Los Angeles. Look, count my nose. Smoke up. I'm from California, where you from? So what? I'm from California. California. California. California. This is Los Angeles. Well, where we going? West. [00:00:32] Well, if y' all was there for South Beach, Baylor, now we go on to the Bahamas. That means we gotta talk about the cruise. Yes, King Germ, we finally here. [00:00:42] We get to the cruise. I go from south beach to the Port Miami. Lot of cocaine residue around there. First thing, walk up, I don't know what look. Cause in Miami you don't know what people are. You don't know what they are, okay? No matter what shade they are. Spanish. This particular person felt like he was like a older, older white. He could have been light skinned or like real hood white or whatever. I don't forgot his name. Cool dude, though. He took care of our luggage before we got on the ship. But he was like, he was like, he said something, he was giving us instructions and stuff like that. [00:01:24] Then he saw my flip flops. I had the, the. I call them the west side connection flip flops. But they, they basically some west. You know, I, I don't feel like describing it, but they west coast flip flops. Anyway. [00:01:38] And so he was, he. He asked me where I was from. I was like, from, I'm from, from Cali. He was like, which part? I'm like, la. He was like, what part? I'm like, damn, am I under investigation? [00:01:52] So I'm like, watch. So you know, South Central watch. And he was like, okay, because. And then he started naming off people and stuff like that. And so he gave me a name. I forgot what the name was, but the name he gave me was a name that was a part of some west coast dude, some west coast legend dude that was in Miami that got a lot of love or whatever. So he called me his name. I forgot what it was. I'm sorry. I wish, I wish I could remember, but I can't. [00:02:19] Hopefully I hear one day and be like, that's what it was. He said it was some name and it was something like catchy. But I was like, all right, cool. You know, he had a firm handshake. He didn't let go of the handshake. So you know, he was trying to do. [00:02:32] Not like that, it's a man thing or whatever. So after that I step on. We Step on the ship. [00:02:40] This is my first time on a cruise, King Jaren. You hear me? All right, we're on the Royal Caribbean, all right? To see some. Some sea or whatever. [00:02:49] So we walk on there, we catch the elevator to the fifth floor. I want to say we went to the fifth floor first, got all our luggage and stuff like that. Immediately, it's people everywhere. I mean, we see a motherfucker, it's because his family's there, is running up and down the steps. We're on the fifth floor. I didn't find out till later at the fifth floor. That's where it's popping at. You know, you got the casino. The casino was on the fourth floor, right under. [00:03:20] Right. [00:03:22] But on the fifth floor, you had. That's where you had guest services right there. Then to the side, they had like this little. This little small open lounge that played live band. They was getting jiggy. They spend all kind of shit. [00:03:35] Now you walk further, I guess you can say either the. Let's just say. Let's just call it the south side of the shit, okay? [00:03:43] Long strip. [00:03:44] They called it the fifth floor Promenade or some like that. And they had stores down there. And I'm talking about. They had Pandora, who took a toll on my pockets, you know, they had a jewelry store down there, like real. They had, like real life stores down there. Like expensive, you know what I'm saying? They had luxury brands and all down there. They had a couple of. Well, one food place. They had this pizza place. [00:04:10] And they had this ice cream. [00:04:12] This little ice cream section that was fire, you know what I'm saying? Because that was the king. Jerry must have lied to me, or I think he lied to me, or I wanted him to lie about. You can get food 24 hours. I think I've heard him talk about this. Cause he is a cruise aficionado, right? And I'm like, they wouldn't serve him food 24 hours like that. Not the kitchen, that pizza spot. But I don't even think the pizza spot was. I don't know. I can't remember. But I know it wasn't serving like that. [00:04:44] I'll talk about my complaints throughout the story. Anyhow, we on the fifth floor, straight there. They have like a theater in the back. They got a movie theater on the third floor. But then this theater was like a performance theater. This is where they had like, what do we do? I had video of me. They had like a little comedy show. They had all kind of shows going through the days and the knights and stuff. Like that. You just had to get the itinerary to see what was going on in these different places, different parts of the ship and stuff like that. They had an 80s night. See, I didn't even know these niggas had themes on the boat, you know what I'm saying? Like, my sister knew my sister. My two sisters was there, Ebony and Essence. Ebony participated in one of them. She knew. I didn't know. They had an 80s night. And I'm talking about they. They had an 80s night. They had a white. All white party. [00:05:34] They had all kind of shit going on. Nigga, we was not prepared, but we wouldn't prepare for it, okay? I'm telling you right now. Baylor wasn't prepared for it when we first got there, though. We're on the fifth floor. [00:05:47] I don't even. I don't even. [00:05:49] Yeah, what's the check in part. Cause we had to get the cards. So we got the cards. We go check in. We go throw our shit in the room. We couldn't find the best, mind you. I think my wife has been on a cruise before. Yeah, my wife has been on a cruise before. This is the first time for me and the kids. All right? So we go in there. We just see one bed. [00:06:09] You got the closet to the left with the safe in there. You got the bathroom to the right. [00:06:14] Then you got the vanity with the dressers and shit like that one. One sofa seat, you know what I'm saying? Then you got the. [00:06:22] The. The. The sharing of the doors with the rooms and shit. Right there, that's locked. And then you got the bed. Then you got your window looking out to the sea. [00:06:31] Again, this is my first time on a cruise. I didn't know that the. The bunk beds was coming from the ceiling. I didn't know King Jaren. I didn't know the came down from the ceiling and we can't touch them. They gotta come. The. The. The. The crew gotta come and. And pull those beds down. And that's what my daughter and my son slept on. [00:06:49] So we go right back. Our dumbasses go back right now. I didn't say nothing. You know what I'm saying? Because again, this is my first time being on a cruise, so I'm not going in there acting like I know. [00:06:58] You know what I'm saying? So we go back to the fifth floor to get services and we like, yo, we ordered. And first of all, they did get our room wrong because we were supposed to get the room with the balcony. Well, we didn't get the room with the balcony. But I was okay with what. The what? The room we got because we was on the. [00:07:14] What floor was we on? We was on the fourth floor. Yeah, it was on the fourth floor. We was on the fourth floor. So I was cool, you know what I'm saying? Like I was cool with where we was at. But we were supposed to get a balcony and the balcony, those were a little bit higher, definitely higher than the fifth floor because you could see the balconies look on to the promenade. We did get the balcony ones. I wasn't tripping. I didn't want to go through all that. I was just happy that we was on the ship and we had to wait for our luggage and shit like that. We had to wait like for a couple of hours for our luggage to be dropped off. [00:07:45] But then when we first got there. That's why I'm fast forwarding, I'm fast forward. My bad. Before we even get to guest services, we go to the 11th floor. 11th floor, that's where it's cracking at. That's where you got the, you know, the, the kid pool and like that. Then across from there, on the other side you got another. They got you. They got like a lazy river pool up in there and they had a big ass flat screen and they also had a performance stage where they had live bands and stuff like that. But they were showing the, the, the World cup on the, on the flat screen throughout the weekend or throughout the trip in general. [00:08:24] And then they had like an 18 and up lounge like thing where, you know, no kids is over there. And it's, it's totally different, totally different than the rest of the general public. That motherfucker. So calm, nice and cool. And I didn't even get to do what I wanted to do. I'm so upset. I wanted to just go chill over there with my wife for a couple of hours or something like that. We never, I walked through there, but we never chilled over it. I'm so mad, so upset about that now I got to run it back. But when we first got there, went up to the 11th floor, you know, they got the, a theme food thing going on out there. So the whole trip it was just a, it was a Mexican buff, not a buffet. I don't want to say that. But it was like a, it was a Mexican joint. So they had tacos, they had tacos, rice, beans, I think that was, I think they did quesadillas as well. And then you had your drinks, et cetera. And any little fixings and stuff like that. And then across from that, on the other side, you had the ice cream. Ice cream was. You get the big. [00:09:22] And they had a nigga that stood there. Niggas just stood there all day. They switched ships. I think, like, maybe two or three of them switched throughout the day serving from this, I think the Taylor Co. Brand. I want to say those are my people, man. I need to go see. Cause I might have some money. [00:09:40] But this particular ice cream selection was vanilla, chocolate, or both. [00:09:44] So you knew majority. I was. I picked both. I picked vanilla once because I don't really like straight chocolate ice cream. I like chocolate with something. So I got. You know, I call it the. [00:09:55] What did I call it? [00:09:56] I forgot what I called. I call it the mix. The mixie. Let me get the mixie. You know what I'm saying? The duel. [00:10:03] So that was on the opposite side of the Mexican food. [00:10:07] But we could. We had to wait for like another hour and some change for our rooms to be ready, right? [00:10:13] And so that's what we did. And we were just chilling, sitting. I was just sitting down. Like, just pause. Soaking it all in. I'm watching people walk by. I'm watching great bodies, and I'm seeing some nasty bodies walking past me, right? And you just seeing all walks of life, different ethnics. Ethnicity. I can't even say that word. Races. And y' all know what I'm trying to say. [00:10:35] Families. No family. You look like couples. [00:10:38] Fast forward a little bit. [00:10:41] My sister did get. She. I don't think she got. I got it. Maybe I should have had her on the episode. But she did get approached or attempted towards with the. With an upside down pineapple. Yeah, yeah. That was crazy. [00:10:56] But we there. We scoping out people. And now I'm there for a family reunion, right? [00:11:02] So I've only been to that. This would be my third family reunion. First one I went to was in Chicago. Second one I went to was in Tennessee. And we missed two after that. Now we're here. [00:11:16] Bahamas. 2026 Taylor family reunion. And so I haven't seen some of these people, and most of them that I've kept in touch with or I know by face, and is the ones that's mostly from Chicago, some from. [00:11:34] Some from Memphis, and just a few from Louisiana, Shreveport. [00:11:39] So I know some of them by face, but I didn't see some of them, you know? And then there was some people walking around. I'm looking at all these black families. Like, are y' all Taylors? You know what I'm Saying I kept doing that throughout that time period. Like, are y'. All. Because we didn't have our shirts until, like, the second or third day. We didn't wait. We didn't have our stress until we actually landed. Landed. Till we pulled up to the Bahamas, right? [00:12:02] And so I'm just. I'm just looking around, but I'm soaking it all in. I knew my sister was there because I seen them on the elevator, right? So four. A total of four elevators throughout. Throughout. No, eight, because. Yeah, you know, four on each side. And they had, like, an art. [00:12:21] What do you call those damn things? Auction down there. They had some fire ass art pictures down there. I'm talking about. The thing is, like, bro, y' all not about to keep trying to tap my pockets, bro. I already. I see the scheme. I see the scheme, but I didn't know all that was on this boat. I'm thinking majority of stuff that's gonna be on the boat is like, has to do with, like, water and. And slides and shit like that. [00:12:47] I didn't know none of this other shit was. And then we talk about the excursions, but the excursions was once you got to the island. I'm thinking they're gonna have excursions on the ship. [00:12:58] Nah, they was. They were talking about once you get to the Bahamas, you go swim some pigs and meet some dolphins or some shit like that. [00:13:07] I didn't do all that. Them excursions were trying to hit the drink package. My nigga was a G ball. I'm not spending a thousand dollars on alcohol, and I know I'm not gonna drink a thousand dollars worth of alcohol. Hell no. [00:13:17] A G ball for the package. And they had other packages available, too. [00:13:22] My sister was telling me something about some food package, and then there was a soft drink package, you know, where you get, like, sodas and shit like that. And I don't really drink sodas like that. I do, but, like, not. Not consistent. Not a lot, you know, But I was like, hell, no. We brought two Prosecco bottles on board and. And then eventually, once we got to, like, the reunion part, we got. There was an open bar, so we went crazy with that. [00:13:50] We went crazy with that. I think I got a picture of that. [00:13:55] But, yeah, I'm just scoping around looking for family members and stuff like that. I knew my sisters was there. Finally. Get the room going. A room. Look, we only see one bed, and I'm like, yo, what the is going on? But I wasn't tripping, though. I wasn't trying to go in There do no type of set tripping. Like, I didn't even care about us not getting the balcony. And then they was like, are you sure? Because the way they was looking at my wife, I'm looking like, damn. It's something that we don't know. It's something that we don't know. And I ain't gonna even lie to you. When I got in there and laid on the bed, I was like, I know it has to be something more to it, because it's four of us, and we didn't get multiple rooms. We only got one. [00:14:32] It's packed in here. It's packed, right? So I stayed quiet. I stayed quiet and humble. My wife is like, yeah, we in there. We ain't. Well, we got four people. Where are they supposed to sleep at? [00:14:43] She was like, I hope not. The floors. And then the lady was like, yo, yeah, the beds is up top, you know, and. And the crew will come around and let them down. We was like, oh, my bad. By the time we got back to our room, Bears was down. [00:14:56] Bears was down. Most creative I've ever seen in my life. But look, I've never been in the service. Maybe that's how this is in the service. You know what I'm saying? If you part of the Navy or something, or probably. They bunks look different, but that shit was creative. You can just put your beds up in the wall, you know, that's crazy. Anyhow, we get to the 11th floor, you know, we do a little bit of walking around and shit like that, and I'm just scoping out everything. I go to the 11th floor, and I don't know nothing about the 14th floor. I don't know nothing about the fifth floor. I don't know nothing about. There were certain floors that had shit attached to it. It went until, like, the third or fourth day. [00:15:36] I found out about the daycare and, like, the whole kids section. They had a Johnny Rockets up in there at the edge of the ship. They had some up in. They had on there that. I'm like, dog. And then here's the most useful. And youth. You. [00:15:53] You useless. God damn, Baylor. Useless information, depending on who you are. Like, if you're a person. I feel like if you're a person that will never go on a cruise and you know that then some of this information would just be interesting, not necessarily useful. But they got a Morgan. I'm on the fucking. They got a jail in that motherfucker. That's crazy. But it makes sense, though, because you're on the fucking. You're on a ship for, you know, anywhere between 5 to 14, maybe it's longer. I don't know. I haven't heard anything longer than 14 days. But I'm pretty sure there is. Because I'm new to the whole, you know, cruise, you know, world. [00:16:36] And so to, to have that on, I'm like, okay, that makes sense. Because if somebody goes overboard or whatever, if they are saved or if the body is saved, then, yeah, like, where's the body? Y' all gonna let the body just be a part of the ocean that's gonna let it go? You know what I'm saying? If y' all had an opportunity to at least save the body. [00:16:57] They got a morgue in that motherfucker. That is. That's a wild fact to me. It's a wild. I don't care how you twist it, how you put it. I don't care how many cruises you've been on. Knowing that it's a morgue at the bottom of the ship is still crazy. Okay, that's just. Wow. But it's. I understand it. [00:17:13] I'm not arguing against it. I'm just saying it's a wild fact to know, especially if you're going to be on a cruise, knowing that, hey, you croak here, you going to be here down like your party, your family's still going to be on the fifth floor and at Pandora while you down here in the freezer. [00:17:30] That's crazy. But we, you know, like I said, we get our. We got our room and stuff like that now we get acclimated, we put everything down, we go get, we go get dressed. First of all, we over, we over pack my wife, that's my wife doings. Like I had the 17 shorts and 18 of them were new, you know what I'm saying? All new, all new shorts. I had to bring no shorts from my dresser, my closet and nothing. Everything was bought. Fresh socks, fresh shorts at white beaters. I had fresh white tees and stuff like that. And then she said, bring more, bring more. I did bring my pajamas and like that. I only had my flip flops, my west coast flip flops and Chucks. Literally, that was my, my feet attire. That was it. I forgot my damn swim shoes. I got, we got. Me and her both got some, some swim shoes. [00:18:22] What else, what else, what else? So we over packed and stuff like that. We wearing something either twice a day. Yeah, and that's why she wants to overpack, so you can wear two outfits a day, whatever. You know, it Hurts us when we gotta, you know, check our in at the airport. That's a fact. [00:18:44] So yeah, we start. I started operating a lot on the 11th floor. The 11th floor was just. That was just the. That was just a kicking spot. That's the. That's a meetup. I didn't even know the 14th floor came. It was like a private, private room event. And that's where our. [00:18:59] That's where our family reunion took place. That's when everybody was. We had 100 plus people on the ship as tailors. [00:19:07] And so we met up in on that room, in that room and we had open bar. [00:19:14] Of course we gonna do some dancing. [00:19:17] They passed out awards. They always pass out. Aw. Like who, who came the furthest achievements. They just. They have different wars. I thought it was pleasantly put together. But I'm not, I'm not talking about the. I'm not talking about the family reunion on this episode, although it is a part of it. I'm gonna do a separate episode. I'm do Justin's, give it his own episode. [00:19:38] But yeah, I just wanted to bring up the 14th floor because that was like, you know, we had to rent that out on the 14th floor. And so they had like nightclubs, they had a lot of stuff, man. Then we finally got to see the kitchen. Got to see the kitchen, man. And they had a lot of. They had a lot of food. I wasn't mad at it. I wouldn't have. They had. Did it. They did have a theme night where they had. What would they do? [00:20:02] It was like Caribbean food. You know, we had curry goat jerk chicken. [00:20:10] They had patties, they had beef patties and like that. That was one night. And then, you know, this is got regular buffet shit. You know, they got barbecue over here and breakfast shit over here. I know I had grits. Yo, check this combination out, Drake. Grits, grits, butter, almonds and brown sugar. I did that. That shit was fire. That shit was fire. [00:20:37] But yeah, they had. They had a lot of different food selections and things of that nature. They also had like restaurants in there if you wanted to go, you know, pay extra as they gonna get in your pockets. They for sure gonna get in your pockets. [00:20:51] And then we had dinner every night. So we had went down to the. [00:20:56] We went down to the. What was that? What, what floor was that on? Was that the. That wasn't the fifth floor. Was it four? No, I think it was the fifth floor. [00:21:07] But we had dinner. We had reservations for dinner pretty much every night with the same waiter. Shout out to Kareem what was the old girl name? Was it Joy? [00:21:18] I forgot. Old girl name. You gotta remember the service, you know, the, the waitresses, the waiters and waitresses, they was, they was real good. They had performances and, you know, we had three course meals. [00:21:32] Three course meals with dessert. [00:21:34] That was fire. [00:21:37] What else, what else? What else? We had. We had our own theme night where we wore green. Green or orange? I'm not sure why that was the color. [00:21:46] My bad. I'm not sure why that was the color for. [00:21:51] Maybe that was just a random color for the, for the reunion, but that's what it was. Green or orange, what else? [00:22:03] Man, it was just fun. Just waking up at like 1, 2 o' clock in the morning. If you take a nap and you just go on the fifth floor to the promenade, niggas is up. Like, I don't think I had any. My son, a couple of nights, he was coming in at like 3:00 clock in the, 3:00 clock in the morning, you know what I'm saying? Which is it's not too crazy because you gotta remember we from la, you know, we on the West Coast. So him coming up at, coming back at like, you know, at 3 o' clock in the morning, that's, that's pretty much 12 o' clock on our side of town. 12, 1 o' clock on our side. So that's not as bad. But yeah, you coming in at 3, 4 o' clock in the morning. Almost. The sun catching you is crazy. But you know, that's what we there for, to have fun, have fun, you know what I'm saying? He bumped into a peer cousin, you know what I'm saying? They was kicking it most of the time on the ship and going places and stuff like that. They was. He said there was a club, he said they were just playing, you know, they're gonna play the generic club music for everybody. Montel Jordan, you know what I'm saying? Like, they're gonna play like that, Lil John, you know what I'm saying? Flow rider like that. They don't play the safety. I think that I even heard dilemma in that now. You know they gonna play Nelly. [00:23:21] You know, you're in a flow rider league at this point, you know what I'm saying? [00:23:26] I didn't want to go in there. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't want to go in there at all. I had. No, no, I was getting my sleep on because I knew I was going to get up early and that's what happened, man. But we was chilling. I. I had a ball. King germ wife went surfing up there. My daughter tried it. It was baking up that motherfucker. One of those days we went up to the third deck, it was on fire. I'm talking about if you didn't have any flip flops on or nothing like that. You had to get to a area where somebody fell on them steps too. [00:23:58] Be careful walking down them steps because it's water. It's water. They right next to this little, you know, the little surfing thing, the little surf thing. You try to stand up on a boogie board and like that right there. So the water is just coming, splashing over to the steps. White boy fell, hit his back powder. Oh man, I know that was painful. So you had to hold on to that rail. [00:24:17] But then there's another deck up there. Like I said, the deck up there, they got a bat. They had a basketball court slash tennis court up there. So they was hooping and playing tennis or volleyball or some like that. [00:24:29] And then I then did. They had like some lawn chairs up there that was facing the water. And you know, I was laying there baking. Like I am getting all kind of energy from the sun, you know, I got that top tier melanin just out there baking on 450 degrees, you know what I'm saying? Then like I said, you walk across that fucking floor, nigga, without anything on your feet, that is on fire, bucko. You know what I mean? [00:24:57] What else, what else? About when we finally got off the ship and started heading to Bahamas. It's like almost a half a mile walk, bro. [00:25:06] Almost a half a mile, right? I ain't tripping. Then it started raining out of nowhere. It rained twice, like. And it was, it wasn't like heavy rain or anything like that. [00:25:17] It had maybe about three minutes of heavy rain, but other than that it was just. It was light rain. It was enough rain for people to just stay under something until it passed through. Because that's what it did. It just. It rained for about anywhere between five to 10 minutes. And then back to the sunshine, got off, started walking toward. We went to. [00:25:42] What is it? Coco Island. Went to Coco island first. My bad. We go to Coco island first for a couple of hours and they got like three different part. Three sections of the, of the, of that island and they call it. What was we on? I forgot which one. The part that we went to. But they went to Chill island to South beach island. And I forgot what the third one was called. They had an air balloon on that. I Thought we was gonna do that for my boy base. I know we supposed to be planning the air balloon trip. [00:26:14] We'll talk about that. But they had one there, and I'm like, oh, snap, nigga. If I get on the air balloon while I'm on a cruise trip, nigga, killing two birds with one stone. But no, I don't. I don't. I'm not sure when they took off or whatever, but I never seen that motherfucker leave. I never seen anybody entertained to get on it. So I don't know if they was operating it that day or supposed to be for another day or later on in the day, but we never got to it. But we did go to the beach and we got in the water. [00:26:44] Got in the water, we ate and like that. You had to hurry up and snatch up a spot. Because what I found out it was that, you know, a lot of people is not coming at the same time. Plus, it was a shuttle thing, so they had to wait on the shuttle, and then they got to pick which one they want to go to. You know, some people was going to south beach, some people was going to Chill beach. And I forgot what the third one is. So now people start coming out, and you can see that because it's more like there's nowhere for them to sit and stuff like that. [00:27:15] And it's hot out there. [00:27:17] So, you know, we got out there pretty early, got in that water a little bit, swam around. I actually had to swim, my nigga, to a part where it was weird how it was built, almost drown. [00:27:29] Salt water is crazy. But we chilled in the water at Cocoa island for a little bit, laid down, stuff like that. Saw a lot of Dr. Miami's out there, too. [00:27:40] Eventually, we got back on this ship, and then that's when we started to have. That's when we started to head to the actual Bahamas, to the island, get to the bombers, get to the Bahamas, and they got a Pandora on a island. [00:27:56] You know, my wife was on a ship in Pandora. We go in Pandora. I'm thinking she's just gonna get something for herself. [00:28:03] Boy, a couple days later, she got something for herself. Twice for my daughter, twice for somebody else. Somebody that was watching our dogs. Somebody that was two people that was watching our dogs. Like, Pandora tore my ass off up. Pause. [00:28:18] I'm talking about. Jesus Christ, them little goddamn things that go on your wrist. They like anywhere between 30 and 70 and 80 and 100 bucks. Boy, that shit was adding up. [00:28:32] Yeah, but it was still fun, though. It was still fun. It was still fun, I'm not going to lie. We get off, it's about a half a mile till we actually get to the goddamn. The goddamn island and go to the island, get to the gate, stuff like that. You walk through the. All, you know, the tourist shops and like that and food and, you know, just. Just the, you know, the shops and stuff like that you bombarded with taxi drivers and Uber Lyft drivers. And that's riding you on the back of a goddamn carriage or bike or some like that. [00:29:07] And so it's just you turning away a lot of people, you know what I'm saying? They not as aggressive as it was in Ghana or Jamaica, but they on your bumper. They trying to get paid. They trying to eat. They trying to eat. [00:29:21] But you know, me, when I go, look, I go out of state or I go out of the country, I want to go to. [00:29:29] It's going to sound crazy. I want to go to the hood spots. Not because I want to be around the danger, but I want to be around my people. At the end of the day, I want to be around. I want to be like, if I'm going to enjoy being out of the country, I don't want to be. I don't want to enjoy the country on a resort. Don't get me wrong, I love resorts. Just like a cruise is a resort on water. [00:29:50] But I want to go see the people. I want to go see not just the living conditions, but the culture. You know, I'm not here to how I feel coming to Jamaica. And I'm just on a resort. I'm just around Jamaican. Jamaican employees. That's it. You know what I'm saying? When I went to Jamaica, I ended up in somebody's backyard, you know what I'm saying? I didn't know that. We crossed 14 states. I think they call them. I forgot. What did they call them? Flats or something like that? They call them something. But we end up for. I think we was on the road for about an hour and we had passed through 14 different states. [00:30:27] 14 different states to them is like me driving home from work. [00:30:32] All those cities that we passed up is considered. Would be considered states to them, you know what I'm saying? Which I thought was crazy. [00:30:43] Anyhow. [00:30:45] I'm itching to get to the city part and stuff like that. And we really didn't go into the city like that. We went to the shops, you know what I'm saying? I almost got a tattoo. Almost got a tattoo because it was right next door to the fucking Pandora shop. [00:31:01] We went somewhere. We. We went to different stores, of course. We went to the souvenir store and got a couple of things of that nation. And then we headed. We. We chill. Oh, we went to the beach. There was. It was two different beaches. One was private and one was open to the public. [00:31:17] Were being disrespectful to the lifeguards because they was jumping off of this rock. And they wasn't supposed to, but they did for at least for 10 minutes straight, because I think they may have been switching ships. And then sooner or later, the motherfuckers came back, was like, no, y' all can't do that. Niggas still ran past them and did it for a little bit, but then they shut it down. But I got annoyed because the beach was free, but because we had said in the wrong one first. We said in the private one, the one that was attached to a resort. We just trying to chill at the beach, get in the water and swim around. [00:31:49] Then we got approached by. [00:31:52] Which we couldn't be mad at, but we got approached by the employees from the reserve. Like, yo, did y'. All. Are y'. All. What's our room numbers? I'm like, no, we off to ship. They were like, oh, no, no. The free part is, like, further down. So it's probably about, I don't know, less than five minutes away. So we have walked towards the free beach, and then we get to the free beach, and we see my son over there with a cousin from Chicago. And they like, yeah, our stuff was over there. They had a. [00:32:17] They had a. [00:32:18] What you call it? [00:32:20] I can't even think about it. The beach. Beach chair. They had a beach chair. [00:32:25] So we put our stuff right there. I'm just sitting there because I'm. I like to observe. I was telling my wife, sometimes I just don't jump into the activities. I need to as a man. I need to scope the scenery. I need to see where the emergency exit. I see. I need to see what type of niggas is around us and shit like that. The beach is full. Like, you see a gang of umbrellas and lawn chairs everywhere. You know what I'm saying? We packed up like sardines in this, right? And I seen a dog fight. Like, I'll get to that in a minute. But one of the. One of the natives was like, hey, yo, hey, did y' all pay for that chair? And I'm like, what you mean, pay for the chair? You know what I'm saying? They said this was a free beast. They were like, yeah, no, the beach is free, but you got to pay for the chair. Now I'm upset because it feel like you trying to run game on me because you a native, right? But no, he was just literally doing his job. That was just the rules. Like, yeah, the beach is free, but if you want a lawn chair to put your belongings and chill, then you got to pay. And it's I think 20 bucks or something like that. That's. They hustle, you know what I'm saying? I can't knock it. That's. This is where they stay at. This is how they make their money. So, dude, he remind me of the dark skinned dude from the Yang Twins. That's how he looked. [00:33:33] And so. But he, he chopped it up. He was like. After a while, he came up, we cleared it up by. My son was like, yeah, nigga, I paid you $20. This is. I'm. This is my, my mom and my dad, so I'm letting them use my thing. He was like, oh, okay. I didn't know if this was just open. And they took it. He was like, nigga, you the one that I paid. He was like, oh, yeah. So that's when I thought he was just trying to run game because my son actually paid him for the damn chair. [00:33:58] Already had to call my son out of the water to verify it and stuff like that. So we was cool. But now I'm upset because I feel like niggas is trying to play me, you know what I'm saying? Then he come back like maybe five, 10 minutes later, and he was like. And he brought his dog. He was like, hey. He's like, where you from? I'm from Cali. He was like, what part? I'm like, damn. In my head, I'm like, again, like these things really wanting to know or whatever. And he was like, yeah, I used to stay in Long beach for six years. I don't know why niggas that move out here move to Long Beach. It's a good move, don't get me wrong. But it's like we don't think of long. Like, long. Yeah, I don't feel like discussing that, but it's just funny how people come out here and move to Long beach out of all places, right? [00:34:37] He said, yeah, I stayed in Long beach for six years and I worked for some company. I don't know what company, but he said, some company. And so we started chopping up about that. Yada, yada, yada, yada. And he was real cool, real cool. After that But I didn't feel like I, you know, I just didn't like their approach at first, but ended up getting in the water, swimming a little bit and things like that. That was cool. More salt water. [00:35:03] Then we headed back. We was like, you know what, let's head back. Because we only had a certain amount of time that we had to get back on to the. And I wanted to get back, like, see when. When shit started to pile up, you know, when other people start to follow. Cause see, we like to get out there not as early as possible, maybe the second wave after the early morning ones. So, you know, they let you off the ship at 8. We probably get out of there a little bit after 8. Closer to 9 or 10 or something like that. Now that middle wave and that late wave, we already on our way back, you know what I'm saying? So I want to go on my way back and I want to make sure. Cause when majority of people start to come from the ship, that means you go back. You want to know why? Because now you got first access to everything on the ship. Now you like, you ain't got to wait on shit, you know what I'm saying? You get to enjoy yourself because it's more peaceful. Because maybe 80%, maybe 90% of the motherfucking ship is now in the Bahamas on the island. Now I'm going back to the ship, so I can just be. We do whatever, you know what I mean? That's how we was doing it from Cocoa to. To the Bahamas and shit like that. We made sure we get out there early enough, do what we got to do. Then when that major wave come in, then we head back to the. We head back to the boat and shit like that. So it was cool. Mind you, we still getting our steps. So, you know, we do 10k a month. [00:36:31] You gotta have 10k a month. [00:36:34] Oh, not 10k a month, 10k a week. I mean, what am I doing? 10k a day. I'm tripping, dog. 10k a day. But we have. This is 10k month. So every day you gotta get your 10,000 steps in. And you know, one of my wife's concerned was like, damn, how are we gonna get that many steps while we on this cruise? I said, n. They got a track up there. Niggas was up there. Like you could tell niggas cruise all the time because niggas used every amenity. Niggas was up there in dry fits, workout clothes. They had a track up there. It's a literal track up there on the third on the third deck. [00:37:09] Second deck. Not the third. Second deck. They had the track and right above the 11th floor. No, is it on the 11th? Yeah, right above the 11th floor. [00:37:21] It's a track up there. You had niggas up there with a. With a AirPods, Dre, beads running around, full workout clothes. [00:37:29] I'm talking about workout clothes. Sports bras, tights, shorts, everything. [00:37:37] I was impressed because these niggas do this. I'm like, damn. Is waking up at like 5 o', clock, 6 o' clock in the morning and running on the track upstairs. I'm mind blown. I'm just trying to make sure I get my 10k a day. And I was. I was getting my 10k a day. Me and my wife, we didn't win and slept up not one time. I'm proud of her and I'm. I'm just looking at everything. Jacuzzi fire. That was some great water right there. Me and my daughter got into Jacuzzi at 3pm they go on a Thursday. Felt great. [00:38:10] I'm talking about great. That was some good. That was some good water pressure and heat coming out of that Jacuzzi. Great, man, Great. There's a lot of badass kids, though. See, that's the thing. My next cruise, it just got to be adults. We ain't on no freaky shit. We ain't on none of that. None of that. We just want to be around no kids. [00:38:32] None. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm almost certain. And we take our kids, we travel with our kids. Our kids have been to Hawaii twice. Our kids then been to Mexico with us. Now they just been to the Bahamas, you know, so we take them on trips and we want them to, you know, experience life like that. But some shit like. Like I'm not. When we went to Ghana, no kids. When we went to Jamaica, no kids. There's certain places that I'm going to that I'm not taking my kids. I'm not taking my kids to Ghana. I will take them next time to the part where we was at so they could see some shit. But my first trip to Ghana, nah, we didn't bring them. You know, we went to Jamaica, no kids. [00:39:17] I'm not taking no kids to Jamaica. No, no. And next time when we go, I'm not taking them. No. Maybe the third or fourth time, you know, when they get older, when my daughter get older, you know what I'm saying? That might be different, but. Nah, man. [00:39:30] Some places I just want to go with my wife, bro. So the next cruise I go on, I mean, she's talking about going on a Disney cruise. They got a Disney Halloween themed cruise coming up. She looking at the Christmas one and shit like that. I'm like, man, there's another themed Disney one too, that she thought of. And I'm like, man, next cruise I want to go on is just me and my wife just chilling. You know what I'm saying? Because when me and my wife do stuff together, we call it our. Like, that's our business meetings. That's when we started talking about a lot of shit. Like financial deep shit, family stuff. That's why our marriage is great, because we choose the. The therapeutic spa route vibes, you know what I'm saying? [00:40:14] So we. And that's why I was upset we didn't get to the 18 up lounge, where you just chill. It was so cool because it's inside, inside, outside, like right next to the outside, but it's inside all glass, but no kids is allowed in that. It's AC kicking, nigga. And you can just. It's just look therapeutic. But we didn't even get to chill over there. I'm mad. [00:40:39] And then, you know, like, at some point, I think once you get to the fourth or fifth day, you get close to a week now, you feel like, all right, you stay there. Oh, let me get to shout out to the. Damn. What was her name? Her name was. I forgot her name, dog. I forgot her. And I'm gonna look it up. Her name is Jessica. She from Jamaica, right? And a lot of the waiters and waitresses, most of them, if not all of them, are from a different. You know, they from a different country or whatever. My wife was staring at this one. This one lady, she was staring at her for a long time during breakfast, and she said. Because she heard her talking, and she was like. To the point where she had to get up and go see. Exactly. Cause under their name on their badge, it shows where they're from. [00:41:25] So she was like, where are you from? And then she seen. She was like, Mexico. She was like, I knew. I understand that. She said, I knew. I heard a familiar sound. You know what I'm saying? [00:41:35] That was the Spanish we used to. That Spanish that they got up. That Spanish, that Spanglish that they got in Miami, that shit aggressive and different that you come to la. It's a little bit. You know, I can understand it. But this shit that they had in Miami was crazy, okay? But anyhow, she heard a familiar, you know, language, and she was like, I Know, she got it, you know, and she was from Mexico. Most of the people was in there from the Philippines. We had a. We had a great server from Jamaica. Every time they. Every time she seen us, she just. She lit up. I thought she was. She was a little. I might have to ask my wife. I'm gonna have to ask my wife. She either did her job real good. [00:42:19] Are we just a good looking couple? I' ma leave it at that. But yeah, definitely. The girl from Jamaica, she was. She was super cool. Super cool. Super cool, man. And yeah, that was my experience. King John. I can't, like, I can't. I want to go on another one. I didn't know they had that much on there. I didn't. They had a goddamn movie theater now. They was only showing, like, cartoons and like that, you know what I'm saying? They did have like a Price is Right type of night. That was dope because you could play along on your phone and you can actually win money and stuff like that. So that I thought that, dog, they gonna get some money up out of you. [00:42:59] One thing, a crew, I didn't know a cruisers robbing like that, you know what I'm saying? Like, they. They gonna get you with the food. Here's the food. [00:43:08] Eat, eat and drink, drink, eat. It's all on us, nigga. [00:43:14] You can pay $1,000 for the alcohol. You got a Pandora store up in that bitch, you know what I'm saying? And it's a lot of other shit that you just want to take home. They got access to shit that you would think was a goddamn mall up in that motherfucker. [00:43:29] Johnny Rock is. You think I didn't go to Johnny Rockets and give me something to eat? I did just before that motherfucking closed. I know they was mad. My wife, she must have drunk so much, she ordered some cheese fries and did not eat none of it, dog. I had to eat something just so they wouldn't be pissed off that they made it for no reason, you know what I'm saying? But my kids is like four booths down ordering crazy shit. I'm like, dog, you know all this shit going to the room, you know what I'm saying? All the other food that wasn't, you know, part of the buffet or the Mexican joint on 11th floor. Like, everything else is just being billed. I'm like, they going to get you for everything. They're selling all kind of shit. They taking pictures of your pupil and framing it and saying, here, here's the picture of your pupil. Looks dope I'm not about to waste no money on that. I'm not. [00:44:24] I'm not. So the one thing that I did learn about the one thing that I did learn about a cruise is that they're trying to get you for all your money. That's number one, right? [00:44:37] But it was fine. It was fine. That's fun. I liked it. I definitely enjoyed it. I didn't know ships. Like, I've been on the Queen Mary, you know, and I've seen ships in Long Beach Port, San Pedro Port and shit like that. I've seen ships before. [00:44:52] That was my first time ever seeing a cruise ship, like, up close like that, you know, I've been to San Diego, and they got cruise ships over there, you know, And I've. I've. I've been in speedboats right next to, you know, Navy boats and shit like that. [00:45:09] But n being that close to a goddamn crew. And I don't even. We didn't have. Nigga. It was a cruise that put up on the side of us, nigga. They had, like. [00:45:19] It was like projects hanging off the side of it, nigga. On both sides, nigga. I thought my ship was big, nigga. Another one put up to the side like, no, bitch, this is what we do. It look like all the projects of New York and Los Angeles was on one side of this ship. And then all the projects from Chicago and Miami was on the other side of the ship. [00:45:40] Like, all the projects just add all of them up. [00:45:43] All of them. [00:45:45] And one thing I like about cruise culture. I'm gonna say cruise culture is that the people on the other boat, they look at us. To me, I took it as like field trip. When you see another school, it's like, n you enemies. But then them niggas start waving. [00:46:03] So I started waving back, like. Cause you and you waving at people, you could barely see their faces. You could just know they waving. They on they balconies or they on they lawn chairs, or they in. They in they dinner spots, waving out the window at you. You ain't never see these people again. You barely see them from a distance, but you just know they waving. I think that's one of the dopest human experience ever. [00:46:26] It's just waving at strangers knowing that we on a cruise and. And we have. We got to get back to our lives in five to seven to 14 days before right now, nigga, we living it up. We know y' all drunk over there. We drunk over here. We eating pancakes. We eating pancakes and hamburgers at the same Time. [00:46:46] Okay, Y' all pulling off okay. Never see y' all again. And just waving like I thought. That's beautiful. That'll make me cry. [00:46:55] Human experiences, okay. I think that's one of the dopest cruising experience of all time, is just you waving at another cruise up, another cruise. Just people over there. Four fifth, 5,000 people over there. You just waving at them. They waving back. Tell me what's better than that, huh? [00:47:16] So King you, if you go pot and say dry marriage, King Germ and Queen Germ, they go on cruises multiple times a year. [00:47:24] And you listen to the stories and they paint a perfect picture. [00:47:28] Perfect picture. I'm going to tell you, they paint. They paint the picture so perfect. [00:47:33] You could not tell me that someone hasn't went on a cruise based off of King Germs reviews. [00:47:39] But it never worked with me. I never had interest on going on a cruise. I just so happened to go on this cruise. Why? Because my family reunion is attached to it. [00:47:49] You know what I mean? [00:47:51] And that's why. But I'm glad that my family reunion was on this cruise because now it exposed me to the cruise life and I love it. And I'm probably missing so many other things. I was so caught up in a moment. But throughout, I'm not gonna even lie to you, I was too lazy to document everything right then and there. [00:48:14] I never told y' all about the dog's fighting story. Back when we was on the free beach and the nigga, the nigga that told me that he worked at Long beach, the nigga brought his dog. The dog came over there and sat on my foot. The nigga just came over there like he sat on my foot like he was one of my dogs. Like when. When my. When I get home, Mocha and Koa Koa would just come and sit on me anywhere. She'll sit on my stomach, my lap, my. My shoulder or whatever. She's a little dog, you know what I'm saying? She looked like tails or whatever. Mocha's a little bit bigger. She's a multi pool. [00:48:49] She is. That's my ride to die right there. She would either try to cuddle up under me, or if I'm on the couch, she'll come right next to the couch on the floor and just sit right there like she's my guard dog. That's how that nigga dog came over in. But he ruled, though. Nigga just came over and just. [00:49:06] Just sat on my foot. [00:49:08] Just sat on my foot. Then it was a pack of dogs, like three of them, right? But they was on, like, wolf time. Like, these niggas, they are going through the sand and going through these different lawn chairs. I don't know if they looking for food or what or whatever the case may be, but they. People was trying to shush them away. But they was aggressive. Like, these motherfuckers was like. They was aggressive. You know what I mean? Like, they, they. They were. They were mean girl dogs. [00:49:41] The do. The one dog that belonged to old boy that sit on my foot, he got whiff of it. He like, hey. He started barking at these motherfuckers. So now it's a showdown. Now it's three versus one. Then it turned in, oh, no, y' all niggas know who I am. Get away from here. No, literally, that one dog climbed up on top of one of the benches, started barking, and then went up to one of the dogs who looked like he was the leader and started barking in his face. So I translated it and it said, niggas, stop acting new. You know who the I am. Leave these people alone. Get the out of here. That's what the dog was barking, I promise you. Because that's how it played out. [00:50:24] The dogs ended up leaving. [00:50:27] Shit was crazy. [00:50:29] Never seen that shit before in my life. But back to the cruise. On a cruise. I had crazy ice cream on that motherfucking cruise. The mixed one, vanilla and chocolate swirls. Loved it. With the ice cream cone. The one that you get from the. From the grocery store. The cheap ones? Yes. The one that you would get at Thrifty's. Not the waffle cone. They had the waffle cone one on the fifth floor next to the pizza spot. [00:50:56] And I got. What did I get? [00:50:59] I got pralines and pecan. [00:51:01] I think it was pralines and pecan or something like that. It has something with. With nuts in it. Paul's. [00:51:07] But it was great. [00:51:08] You had to pay for that one. The room paid for that one because you got the waffle cone with that. But the free one where the just standing there. And then I went back out there late. [00:51:18] They was gone. Obviously they shut it down. They closed it. But I said I'd be goddamn if I wake up at 12 o' clock in the morning and it's a nigga just standing right there. If a nigga was just standing right there. Now we in the Truman Show. [00:51:30] Are we in some type of, you know. [00:51:33] You know something's going on? Because, nigga, how much are you paying a nigga to just stay out there? Just to Serve ice cream. [00:51:43] Ok. But no, I think they shut it down at a certain time. Somewhere around, I don't know, seven or eight or. Or something like that. Something. I. I guess is when they started to shut down. I think 9. 9. 9. I think 9 o', clock, I think is when they shut down the kitchen. So I'm assuming when they shut down the kitchen, then they gonna start shutting down the ice cream on the 11th floor. [00:52:05] But yeah, man, I. Hey, look, I haven't been on a lot of cruises. I've only been on one, so. And that's a. It was through Royal. You know, I did see some footage online that showed a crowd of people fighting off that. [00:52:21] What's the other cruise? Y' all know the other. Y' all know the ghetto one? Y' all know the ghetto one? The ghetto one. We did see the Carnival. Carnival. We said we did see a Carnival cruise. And them motherfuckers look like they was lit. [00:52:34] It looked like. [00:52:36] It looked like a Niggas in Paris. [00:52:41] It looked like it was on that boat. Now, of course, you're never too close to another boat unless y' all dock it. You know what I'm saying? But when y' all out in the sea, we saw a plethora of different cruises out in the sea, but they was from a distance. They was miles away or whatever, but it was something that was close to where you could see. Like, damn. Like, that Carnival one was popping. [00:53:05] It was popping. And it's crazy because I don't know which. I don't know if they got multiple Carnival ones in that area, but come to find out, that Carnival one, I think it was in Miami. We docked in Miami. We docked in Miami. So if that was that Carnival one. Oh, y' all so ghetto now. That's. I'm not taking my kids on Carnival. Even I heard that's the funnest one I've heard that. That. That's the funniest one. And then advertise. I see. I got. I got. I have ig, I have Twitter. You know what I'm saying? And, you know, now the commercials look different from what I see on Twitter and ignore. But both of them is saying the same thing. We party. You know, Royal is like, after a certain time, they gonna party. Royal is more conservative than Carnival, if I had to guess. [00:53:50] But, you know, King Jern, hey, man, we do need to get that pod cruise going. We do need to get that pod cruise. Cause that'd be a dope idea. You know what I mean? I know we wanted to Do a pod meetup at, at a, you know, at a random state, you know what I'm saying? With some podcasters, that's also a great idea as well. But a cruise has taken it to another level. Um, I liked it. So if I had to get the experience overall, I give it a 9 out of 10. A 9 out of 10 is not a. It's not a perfect one. It's not a perfect one because a perfect one to me, a perfect cruise to me, if I just had to change some things up, is that I need 24 hour access to all food. [00:54:32] If I can get that, then that's a perfect cruise to me, you know. But they had a lot of amenities, they had a lot of services that I didn't know they had caught me off guard, you know, something that you will be better prepared for the next time, you know. So it was, it was a phenomenal thing though. I enjoyed myself, very positive experience on the cruise. I don't think I had any, I don't, I don't think I really had any thing negative to say to like deter me from going on a cruise. [00:55:03] Not that I could, not that I could think of, you know what I'm saying? Like going up and down the steps, I can't complain about that because I needed to get my steps anyway. And I mean I, you know, enjoy exercising, you know, Cause. And I say that because waiting on the elevator now, when I got to get to the 11th floor and I say on the third or I stay on the fourth, then it's like, yeah, but I'm not walking all the way up to the 11th from the 4th. I walked down though, you know, I walked down, I said I walk down from the 14th before. [00:55:34] But now since I'm the access to that elevator and then that's the one thing that I have to say is that the try hard. The try hard humans, and I'm not mad at the try hard humans because they break the ice, but they, we talking about the people in the elevator that feel like they need to say something to make it, you know, just to break the tension in there. I've been in some elevators where it was crowded and it was quiet than a motherfucker. And then you'll have the ones where somebody's gonna crack a joke, start a conversation, get people going. It's like your family for the next several stops, you know, because you're going to get on. You going to get on the elevator a couple of times and that motherfucker going to stop at every Goddamn floor until it gets to your floor, the floor you need to get off on. [00:56:31] And then there's. There's going to be times where you had an elevator to yourself. You know, depending on that means it might. Might be real late. Motherfuckers asleep. I had a. I had a ship where probably 60% of the people will sleep after about 10, 11, and then the other 40% niggas up. These niggas is up. Casino walking around, store buying shit. Probably sneaking in other cabins, getting they freak on. You know, shit like that. I can. I mean, my sister said she got approached with the upside down pineapple, so. And I told my wife, I was like, I bet you somebody on the ship gonna be on some bullshit. I bet you. And lo and behold, it was somebody on that freak. You know, go to Carnival with that, you know. And I heard they got cruises just for that, right? Crazy. Go do that over there. Why go. Why come to the conservative one? Royal is upstanding citizens. My. [00:57:30] But I liked it though. King Germ. [00:57:34] That's one I've seen in Tokyo. That is. [00:57:38] I think my wife said it's about 10 a lot for one person. [00:57:44] I'm gonna get there. I gotta do the Tokyo one. [00:57:48] I got to. I gotta do the Tokyo one. I'm sorry. The way that ship looked too. I'm gonna send it to King Jermyn. That look nice now. I think they. I think. I think she said it's like 10 or 10 plus thousand for one person. [00:58:02] Definitely not bringing the kids on that. [00:58:06] Nope. But yeah, let's. Let's. Hey cruises in the next future. I. I don't know. I. Maybe, Maybe this might be a yearly thing because the ones you know over here is. Is a little bit cheaper. I think she found a Disney one for like 25. I need or some like that for all four or whatever. And I'm like, damn, dog. I just want to go. I just want to. Ain't gonna even lie to you. I just want to kick it with my wife. I. With my kids. I love them. They cool. They super dope. They funny. They take off after our personality. My kids are assholes. So if you ever sit there with them for a minute and they get comfortable around you, they gonna kill you in a convo, dog. They gonna kill you. They jokes, they. They right off the tree. I'm talking about sarcasm galore, you know. I'm talking about dark humor, not so much, but smart remarks. Snapbacks, ad libs, they got it. I love kicking with them. They cool, but they still they. They stop a lot of vibes. A lot of motion, though, too, because they are kids, you know what I mean? My son is 20, and next year he'll be 21. I think he. What do you want to do next year? He said he want to go back to Hawaii. So, you know, we might do Maui, because I'm not trying to go back to the same island. So we got to do the trifecta and go into Maui. So we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. But, you know, it's just not the same. It's not the same. You know what I'm saying? And I don't want to be responsible for any adults either. I just want to be there to protect my wife. So I just want to kick it with my wife. 12 Cal. I ain't trying to take these kids no more, though. [00:59:43] But I love it. I would definitely recommend Royal for a cruise. And, yeah, I thought it was dope. Like a nine out of ten. Nine out of ten. Big Dog. If I forget anything else that was vastly important to this story, I'll mention it on another episode, but that's it. King Jerry. I'm sold. [01:00:05] Bailey on a cruise. Might be an annual thing. Big Dog.